Greetings from the lofty heights of 2nd floor Gonville 1,

Once more unto the match report breach I go with highlights of Eagles vs. ARU darkside on Saturday.

Eagles 8 - 6 ARU
(Chris, Nick SD, Fraser, NOwen, Draves (c), Tom, Ares, Will, Jess, Julia, Berit, Nuha)
Spirit Score: 5
MVP: Draves (cheers Eagles!!)

'I never saw/ The heavens so dim by day. A savage clamour!'*

*Final Score – 5-6*

Sooooo this is kinda ridiculously obscured by the mists of memory but I’ve
decided to give myself a break from the dark depths of dissertation writing
by catching up on a match report:

The day was overcast. The hour was lunchtime. And the stage was set for possibly the worst cult mash-up of all time: Gryffindor versus the Imperial Federation. What’s that? Oh... I mean, Downing Lions versus Darkside.

Today's stories involve fresh faces, crazy post-match calls, fewer hangovers, and more sweet, sweet ultimate. Read on to hear how DCU triumphed against tigers and penguins in an epic battle for the right to collect a small metal disc from Coburn.

Downing College Ultimate at Darkside Beginners Tournament: Sunday, 16 October

Today I tell a tale of courage, boldness and strength. A tale about putting bodies on the line, surpassing your limits, and discovering how well people called Nick can play with a hangover. I am of course, telling the story of the ultimate we played today.

Andrew 'Tebs' Tebboth